It's ruddy Nosferatu or three (lost count of vampires anymore so many of 'em rushing aboot on tele. . . )
Caption, when he arrives by ship in the North of England:
"'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's all this 'ere then? Sit for a portrait? And me, a lowly bilge rat? Why, I'd be right honored, I would. . . You Yorkshire lot are sooch a cordial group, by 'eck. . . "
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